Archive for April, 2009

Frank Miller Must Die

April 30, 2009

Frank Miller Must Die…professionally, along with the idiot who thought it was a good idea to turn him loose on the Spirit.  As a director, Miller is a so-so writer.  He should stick to what he does best…writing and art.  Leave the directing to people who know how.  Frankly, I can’t believe he ever even read The Spirit.  I’m amazed he could spell it!  Will Eisner should stop spinning in his grave long enough to rise out of it and strangle Miller.  I wouldn’t suggest ol’ Will go zombie on the boy and eat his brain…even zombies should avoid junk food.  If Miller wants to screw up some more movies, then he should at least stick to the ones he wrote himself and leave otherwise good material in more capable hands…which would be pretty much anybody on the face of the Earth with an I.Q. above 50.  The only thing I can imagine is that either he screwed it up out of professional jealousy or Marvel paid him off to tank the film.  If Miller gets his mitts on Superman or Batman, I’m getting a high-powered rifle, selecting a nice tower IN MILLER’S NEIGHBORHOOD and getting in some target practice.  Relax, if you’re not him, I won’t be shooting at you.

Frankie, Baby, if you gotta direct, stick to your own stuff.  Don’t ruin anybody else’s.  Do another Sin City or 300 or something completely new.  Don’t mess with the works of other far superior talents like Will Eisner!  He doesn’t deserve that kind of treatment, and neither do the rest of us.

This has been a Wolf Rant.