Archive for May, 2011

Osama’s bin Laden Out

May 2, 2011

Unless you live in a cave under a big rock in Timbuktu, you have to have heard about Osama bin Laden. The last thing to go through his mind was a 5.56 full metal jacket round. YAY! So they buried him at sea. Too bad. That’s a long way to go to piss on his grave. Personally, they should have shoved a Polish sausage up his ass, cremated him, then had that guy from Seinfeld screem “No Houris for you” at the ashes. Still, dead is dead and I doubt Allah has any favourable plans for morally deficient corpse, so now we can get back to other important things, like finding Obama’s birth certificate.

This is all I will say on the matter because the rat bastard deserves to languish in forgotten limbo. ‘Sama, not ‘Bama, that is.

Now excuse me. I need to put that roll of toilet paper with Osama’s face on it to good use. Rot in hell you baby killing, airplane stealing, renal failing cock-sucker!

Ahhhh…feeling groovy!